Cesar Bistro Steak Tips

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Cesar Bistro

Looks: The packaging doesn’t show off much of this dish, but from what I can see, there’s too much gravy and not enough vegetables. Also, the broccoli doesn’t appear as fresh in real life as it does on the packaging. (I’m not sure why there’s a dog on the packaging; seems like a strange mascot for a food company.) 3 out of 5

Taste: When I found these little single-serving meals in the back of the pantry, I was suspicious. My wife hadn’t mentioned anything about buying them, so I thought maybe they were really old, but after taking my first bite, all my fears were put to rest. Despite its appearance, this is the most delicious packaged meat I’ve ever tasted – and I didn’t even have to heat it up! I’m salivating just thinking about it again… And even though the portion is smaller than my typical meal, I had so much energy after eating these steak tips that I was able to go outside with my dog and chase squirrels for three hours, which I can normally only do for about 45 minutes. 5 out of 5

35 thoughts on “Cesar Bistro Steak Tips”

  1. I don’t believe this was a joke. Many old people eat these kind of meals, more the cat ones. 90% of all gourmet cat meals are sold to people without cats, mainly the elderly. Its usually less expensive than tuna and tastes better. I swear they do =D

  2. pardon me mister, but isn’t cesar is dog food? because my dog food is cesar and it looks EXACTLY like that

  3. Hilarious. We find our pets like the gravy better than the meals most of the time, so glad to hear there is lots of it!

  4. Absolutely hilarious! Well done, sir! I would love to know if anyone has ever actually tasted that stuff. It…well, it doesn’t look that bad.

  5. For dog food, the same food-laws are applied to (same for cat food etc). At least that’s the way it works in germany.
    So yes, you can actually eat this without getting sick.

  6. You people are awfully dumb. Did you not read the taste review?

    “And even though the portion is smaller than my typical meal, I had so much energy after eating these steak tips that I was able to go outside with my dog and chase squirrels for three hours, which I can normally only do for about 45 minutes”

  7. Hint: read the tags at the end of the piece. Right there, see?: “cesar bistro steak tips tongue cheek”.

    “Tongue… cheek.”

    Some jokes are just too subtle for readers.

  8. Damn it I think he was. I was SO happy for a moment that somebody ate dog food. Figures it probably isn’t true. My week is RUINED.

  9. haha people like ‘shrek303’ are f’in morons. or they themselves are too dense to pick up a joke. indeed well written post + great blog. it’s a little too all over the place.. seems like it could/should be broken into ones you make yourself and those served.. i personally find the fastfood series the most interesting – since someone else had to try to present it like you see in the picture. but great idea!

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