Looks: The bread is four times as thick as it is on the box, and the filling looks more like chunky diarrhea than cheesy hamburger. The colors and sizes are all accurate though, so it’s not a total loss. 2.5 out of 5
Taste: Remember how I said that the filling looks like chunky diarrhea? Care to venture a guess as to how it tastes? Wrong. It tastes like ground hamburger mixed with boiling lava hot cheese inside of a bun. Nothing too special – I wouldn’t buy it again, but at least it didn’t taste as sick as it looks. 2 out of 5
While we’re on the subject of Hot Pockets, here are two of my favorite Hot Pocket-related comedy bits.
I think these cheeseburger hot pockets are amazing! they don’t look like diarrhea and they don’t taste like diarrhea. they taste like quality cheeseburgers and i would recommend them to anybody who likes quick meals!
Those actual photos look like the bun things are puking out the cheese and meat. I’d loose my apatite instantly.
To Hot Pockets- In the immortal words of Gordon Ramsay: “What are you?!” “An idiot sandwich”