Kellogg’s Frosted Blueberry Pop-Tarts

PopTarts Kellogg's Frosted Blueberry Pop-Tart

Looks: Pretty darn close. The frosting isn’t quite as thick, and the pop-tart doesn’t actually fly through the air, but everything else is spot-on. 4.5 out of 5

Taste: It’s like the crack of foods. Have you ever tried to eat just one of the two pop-tarts in the silver pouch? Impossible. 5 out of 5


  1. Shoshizzle says:

    As good as they are, I can only EVER eat one of the two pop-tarts in the silver pouch.

  2. Adam says:

    Pop-Tarts are what is right with America. Delicious! Want to prevent your kids from getting diabetes? Sign them up for t-ball, soccer and football like everyone else I knew growing up. I’m still healthy and eating Pop-Tarts. Yum. Don’t be cranky because you’re drinking a kale smoothie for dinner.

    Although we can all agree on your final comment…Buy Pop-Tarts!

  3. jupitaur says:

    The blueberries aren’t flying out of it; they’re being chased by the pop-tart which wants to eat them. But it can’t! Because blueberries fly faster than pop-tarts.

  4. dan1529 says:

    Pop Tarts are a guilty pleasure in my home too. Too bad it’s not exactly real food.

    Casual Kitchen

  5. Name says:

    I don’t think they qualify as food. This crap is what’s wrong with America. Want to give your kids diabetes? Buy Pop-Tarts!

  6. Matthew says:

    Pop-Tarts, the perfect hurricane food. Probably also good for snow days when there’s no electricity.

  7. Kull says:

    How can you guys manage to eat such a thing? I mean…to eat them regularly…looks like one of those ludicrous festive treats that people use to eat once in a while for the sake of tradition…like struffoli
    (for your convenience, a pic of struffoli)

  8. Name says:

    You failed to mention that when you turn it upside down that blueberries failed to fall out of it as depicted on the package.

  9. four_aces says:

    you guys are fucked, poptarts are disgusting

  10. Jo says:

    I love pop tarts, especially the crusty end. But at 200 calories for each one, I can’t afford to eat them both, but since it’s impossible to just eat one, I must refrain from buying them. 🙁

  11. markellison says:

    So good! I’d choose a poptart over crack any day.

  12. timcharper says:

    Maybe yours were defective? Mine fly through the air.

  13. Steven says:

    Never was a fan. Generally the only flavors of Pop-Tarts my brother and I accept are either Cherry or Wild Berry. Still, can’t go wrong with a Pop Tart as a breakfast treat, or an anytime-snack.

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