Totino’s Pizza Rolls (Combination)

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Totino's Pizza Rolls (Combination)

Looks: If Totino’s hadn’t felt the need to show off the bursting guts of the flying pizza rolls, this product would have gotten 5 out of 5. However, there’s no way that the amount of filling inside will overflow the crust like they depict on the box, unless you peeled away half of the roll rather than cutting it. Besides that though, the size and color are perfect. 4 out of 5

Taste: Except for being a little bit oily, these Pizza Rolls taste great. They have a rich flavor, and the bits of meat are actual tangible, unlike some other “meat” flavored products I’ve tried. Make sure you let them cool off for about five minutes before eating them, or your burnt mouth won’t be able to taste their delicious flavor. (Side note: I can’t look at the real-life picture without picturing the open pizza rolls singing a little pizza roll song.) 4 out of 5

6 Comments

  1. Missa. says:

    Sweeeeet ! Pizza rolls are the shiz! I haven’t had these in a long time, but this is what I lived on in my preteeny years. Pizza rolls & toonami, while doing homework. Mad awesome.

  2. fosdonut says:

    The best way to cook these is to deep fry them.

  3. Anonymous says:

    zomg I totally had these yesterday and burnt the hell out of the roof of my mouth!

  4. Tasha says:

    “I can’t look at the real-life picture without picturing the open pizza rolls singing a little pizza roll song.”

    Great. Great. Now little creepy pizza rolls are singing me a lullaby about buying pizza rolls. :P

  5. Eating The Road says:

    “Make sure you let them cool off for about five minutes before eating them, or your burnt mouth won’t be able to taste their delicious flavor.” – Haha, so true. These are the equivalent to Capn’ Crunch as far as determent to the roof of your mouth if not revered for their power (and deliciousness). I ate these by the palate full when I was a teen.

  6. John says:

    That’s an interesting idea. Never thought of it.

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