Chex Mix Chocolate Chunk Bars

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Chex Mix Chocolate Chunk Bar

Looks: This bar looks like someone took the bar on the box and bashed it with a hammer. There are none of those mini chocolate pieces, the Chex pieces are all crumbled, and the bar is struggling to maintain a rectangular shape. 2.5 out of 5

Taste: I think I have the actual recipe for this bar: take some Chex mix, pour some sickly-sweet chocolate all over it, bash it with a hammer, and then have a kindergarten class form this mix into bars. The bar is very gritty – it falls apart when you bite it, and the chocolate is too sweet for this to be in the same category as granola/nut bars, putting it firmly in the cookie/sweets category. 3 out of 5

8 Comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    Regurgitated Chex Mix in a bar

  2. Blurgle says:

    I don’t know how that tastes, but it’s the most disgusting-looking thing I’ve seen in ages. If I saw that on the sidewalk I’d use a plastic bag to clean it up.

  3. Anonymous says:

    I think you were being very kind (and generous) in your ratings. If I bought those bars based on the picture from the box then opened the package to find ‘that’, I’d think I’d been the victim of a very disgruntled Chex Mix worker.

  4. Anonymous says:

    I’ve had them and actually really liked them, and bought them numerous times…

  5. Dusk says:

    I don’t think your “looks” review is entirely accurate, as I can certainly see the chocolate bits on the real deal. They, just as the bar, are not shaped as shown on the package, but I can definitely see them there.

  6. Bob says:

    Thank God looks aren’t everything. It tastes pretty good but I thought it would taste more salty. The Kellogg’s Special K Pretzel Granola bar is much better and it looks good. I truly am tired of “good looking” granola bars that taste like paste.

  7. beaumontca says:

    Looks like the grocery bag may have sat in your car too long!

  8. imhot says:

    Chocolate is chocolate, id eat it.

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