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Eggo BakeShop Mini Muffin Tops

foodirl — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 06:00:00 +0000

Looks: Don’t worry; those fuzzy blue spots aren’t mold, they’re flavor explosions! If they were a little more solid instead of looking like they were spray-painted on, this would be a perfect 5 out of 5. 4.5 out of 5

Taste: Long story short, they taste mostly like the top of a muffin. Not a really good muffin though, more like those little mini-muffins you can get in bags of five or six – loaded with extra sugar and too sweet to really be a breakfast food. My wife likes them well enough, but I can’t eat anything that sweet before noon, unless it’s a pop-tart. 3.5 out of 5

Star Trek Eggo Waffles

foodirl — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 06:00:00 +0000

This week’s reader submission comes from wring, who photographed this food that I did not know existed:

“Star Trek Eggo waffles don’t taste much different from your usual Eggo waffles. A little carboard-ey and has a lot of air inside. It’s good if you have nothing else to eat for breakfast. 2 out of 5 (versus real waffles)”

Here’s a picture of how they’re advertised:

Kellogg’s Frosted Blueberry Pop-Tarts

foodirl — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:00:00 +0000

Looks: Pretty darn close. The frosting isn’t quite as thick, and the pop-tart doesn’t actually fly through the air, but everything else is spot-on. 4.5 out of 5

Taste: It’s like the crack of foods. Have you ever tried to eat just one of the two pop-tarts in the silver pouch? Impossible. 5 out of 5