Healthy Choice Roasted Chicken Marsala Cafe Steamer

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Healthy Choice Roasted Chicken Marsala Cafe Steamer

Looks: Mushrooms are MIA. Sauce is much too watery. Chicken-to-noodle ratio is far too low. 3 out of 5

Taste: Bland, but the chicken was nice and juicy. The vegetables were still quite crisp, which somewhat made up for the overcooked and mushy noodles. Not a keeper. 2 out of 5

Healthy Choice Five-Spice Beef & Vegetables Cafe Steamer

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Healthy Choice Five-Spice Beef & Vegetables Cafe Steamer

Looks: Everything's on the up-and-up, except for the usual problem that the directions instruct you to stir the meal, but the meal on the box is obviously not stirred. Come on! 4.5 out of 5

Taste: When I saw "five-spice" on the box, I expected something spicy. (Five-spicy, to be exact.) But the sauce had no spice, only sweetness - it tasted and smelled like gingerbread cookies. Also, the beef was dry, as most microwave beef is, and the rest of the ingredients had no taste except for the overwhelming sauce. (Note: the ingredients list does not list "beef"; it lists "cooked beef and binder product." Take that for what you will.) 2.5 out of 5

Jimmy Dean Scrambled Eggs with Bacon and Cheese

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Jimmy Dean Scrambled Eggs with Bacon and Cheese

Looks: Small differences: the eggs are not so cheesy in real life, and the apples lack any sort of sauce or extra moisture. If you squint, the two pictures look pretty much the same. 4 out of 5

Taste: Good, and good for you!

Jimmy Dean Scrambled Eggs with Bacon and Cheese contains 115% of your daily cholesterol needs.

Just kidding. The eggs were dry and uncheesy; the potatoes were rubbery and tasteless. The sad little apple pieces were actually the best part of this meal, but that's not saying much at all. Nothing tasted terrible, and if I was in a hurry and really needed to get my cholesterol levels up, this would be an ok choice. Other than that exact situation, I can't see ever eating this again. 1.5 out of 5

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Recent Comments

Florian on Healthy Choice Five-Spice Beef & Vegetables Cafe Steamer:

Another example where your picture looks better than the box. And as others have mentioned "five spice" is a type of Asian spice and not necessarily hot spicy.

Florian on Kellogg's Chocolate Chip FiberPlus Bar:

I think your pic looks better than the box pic. I don't really like sticky/runny foods.

FoodIRL on Healthy Choice Five-Spice Beef & Vegetables Cafe Steamer:

I have something like this maybe 3 days a week for lunch; other than that, I do actually cook and eat real food. (Except for the pop-tart I have every morning for breakfast.)

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